Muffborg V announces voyage back to Planet Junktrunk
Muffborg V announces voyage back to Planet Junktrunk
"I wanted a human to fuck. I like pornography", explained Muffborg
"Ohh muff, you are one helleva nub", Starla
"I respect Muffborgs decision and hope he is happy", added R2D2, a distant relative of Muffborg.
"While we are all still horny, we will go design some pornography. Next stop, Ballywood!", he cheered.
A confused pause, but suddenly followed with cheers and groping. Muffborg and Starla's wedding will host celebrities from hollywood including Geraldo as the pastor, and Verne Troyer as Muffborg's father. Muffborg doesn't have a traditional father, so Starla requested Verne (Starla's ex-husband and second cousin) as a substitute. Robin Williams will be the best man, although him and Muffborg have yet to meet.
"Starla is a drop dead fuckable woman, shes got unbelivable jugs, and a stunning ass. When I look at em, I just wanna get down and FUCK!!", Verne added.
"Good for Muffborg, we wish him a happy marriage. Hey, it aint easy gettin stiff when your junk says 'made in taiwan' Ha!", Robin Williams said and also added, "Have you seen bicentennial man? Yeah, I had that dick once."
Muffborg held up an Junktrunkian and American flag and said to a crowd of three thousand people, "Today, we are one! Americans, and robots! Let us fuck eachother freely until the end of time! Let the wings of your founding eagles ride like wind with strap-ons and guide us out of lady liberty's concrete cunt! Across seas and mountains of promise, and Mother Earth's outer limits! PLOWING through her atmosphere! and EXPLODING through your planet towards ejaculating supernovas that ORGASM until the end of TIME!!!", the crowd exploded into cries and cheers as the Muffborg party blasted off towards the final frontier.
The power of robots and humans have truly united a once confused and dire galaxy.
Wednesday, Nov 12th 2008
3 days after the infamous journey of R2D2 (this is off the record), got nubbed by a quickie on Planet Groincon, 4 foes from the andromeda galaxy joined forces to aid Muffborg, stranded on Earth for the last 4 centuries in an underground cave 85 miles east of Vegas, to return to his home planet. Planet Junktron, a shining blip of hope over the western horizon, used as a guide by spanish explorers as they ventured towards mexico in the 16th century, will be the destination of Muffborg and his 4th wife : Starla Troyer (her 18th husband). Nevertheless, their marriage has lasted 4x longer than any of her previous marriages to this very hour. Starla, a 48 year old caucasian megabitch born and raised in Las Vegas met Muffborg dripping wet at a tan salon after a "fiery sex storm of groping and inserting and ejecting shit", as explained by Muffborg to the press. "I wanted a human to fuck. I like pornography", explained Muffborg
"Ohh muff, you are one helleva nub", Starla
"I respect Muffborgs decision and hope he is happy", added R2D2, a distant relative of Muffborg.
"While we are all still horny, we will go design some pornography. Next stop, Ballywood!", he cheered.
A confused pause, but suddenly followed with cheers and groping. Muffborg and Starla's wedding will host celebrities from hollywood including Geraldo as the pastor, and Verne Troyer as Muffborg's father. Muffborg doesn't have a traditional father, so Starla requested Verne (Starla's ex-husband and second cousin) as a substitute. Robin Williams will be the best man, although him and Muffborg have yet to meet.
"Starla is a drop dead fuckable woman, shes got unbelivable jugs, and a stunning ass. When I look at em, I just wanna get down and FUCK!!", Verne added.
"Good for Muffborg, we wish him a happy marriage. Hey, it aint easy gettin stiff when your junk says 'made in taiwan' Ha!", Robin Williams said and also added, "Have you seen bicentennial man? Yeah, I had that dick once."
Muffborg held up an Junktrunkian and American flag and said to a crowd of three thousand people, "Today, we are one! Americans, and robots! Let us fuck eachother freely until the end of time! Let the wings of your founding eagles ride like wind with strap-ons and guide us out of lady liberty's concrete cunt! Across seas and mountains of promise, and Mother Earth's outer limits! PLOWING through her atmosphere! and EXPLODING through your planet towards ejaculating supernovas that ORGASM until the end of TIME!!!", the crowd exploded into cries and cheers as the Muffborg party blasted off towards the final frontier.
The power of robots and humans have truly united a once confused and dire galaxy.