Boy hospitalized, parents arrested over lube incident
Boy hospitalized, parents arrested over lube incident
"You know what kids are into these? Lube! Lube this, lube that! Kids think they can just use up the whole fucking world's supply of lube! No! Not on my planet!", the distraught father said to reporters following he incident.
"Well.. obviously he shouldnt have been sucking on our lube. I think theres a hard lesson to learn there. Lube isnt just for anyone. The subject of lube is something that has to be handled delicately. And in this case, it was.", the boy's mother explained.
"You mean, it wasn't right?", the reporter asked.
"No. What I'm saying is the lube was handled delicately. It just got into the wrong hands. Our child loves lube, we give it to him all the time."
"Excuse me sir, ma'am, you're both under arrest.", an officer at the scene said to the couple.
"What the fuck is going on? Is this about the boy, or the lube? Where the fuck is my lube? Not seein any lube around here skipper", the father explained to the authorities as they stepped into the police vehicle. Apparently there had been some confusion on whos fault it was, the boy or the lube.
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Wednesday, Oct 8th 2008
JEFFERSON, MONTANA - A shocking call from a neighbor reported early yesterday morning at approximately 5:45 AM indicated a boy had been pouring lube into his mouth for over 3 hours. A new brand of lube called "Rocket Fuel" was left on the floor, in reach of the 5 year old while both parents had been watching television into the morning hours. Apparently the father walked into the bedroom at approximately 5 am only to see his child on the floor unconscious with lube leaking out of his mouth, and all over the floor."You know what kids are into these? Lube! Lube this, lube that! Kids think they can just use up the whole fucking world's supply of lube! No! Not on my planet!", the distraught father said to reporters following he incident.
"Well.. obviously he shouldnt have been sucking on our lube. I think theres a hard lesson to learn there. Lube isnt just for anyone. The subject of lube is something that has to be handled delicately. And in this case, it was.", the boy's mother explained.
"You mean, it wasn't right?", the reporter asked.
"No. What I'm saying is the lube was handled delicately. It just got into the wrong hands. Our child loves lube, we give it to him all the time."
"Excuse me sir, ma'am, you're both under arrest.", an officer at the scene said to the couple.
"What the fuck is going on? Is this about the boy, or the lube? Where the fuck is my lube? Not seein any lube around here skipper", the father explained to the authorities as they stepped into the police vehicle. Apparently there had been some confusion on whos fault it was, the boy or the lube.
Join us in the modern dissent to discuss your opinion about this issue. Boy? or lube? You pick.