Arizona legalizes doctor-assisted ejaculation
Arizona legalizes doctor-assisted ejaculation
"Well, what can I say. I'm horny again.", Gilbert Rodman said after his first experience since the vietnam war.
"It's like rocket science, except the rocket is more like a cock this time, ha!", exclaimed Roger Brockman from Scottsdale.
The referendum has brought lines at local clinics to their limits. The morning after the new law went into effect, a line of RV's, three miles long, over a 17 hour period at a hospital in Phoenix. Elderly men from all over the region packed airports, traveling from as far as Siberia, and as close as the doctors themselves. "I have all these fancy robots to myself when the clinic closes at 9pm. What the hell do you think I'm gonna be doing?", Dr. Brockman stated. "Wait a minute. You're a doctor?", I asked in surprise. "Well, yes. Of course. Who the fuck are you?"
From Mason county in Washington State : "I was eagerly watching CNN as the results rolled in. It was about midnight or so. As soon as I saw the proposition had an early lead, I announced to my wife across the house.. 'Hey honey! I got some business to do in Arizona. It's kind of an emergency. I might not be back for awhile'. No response, maybe she was asleep or something.", Howard Barkley went on to explain his decision to take advantage of the new opportunity.. "Look, when your horny..", he laughed. "You know the rest.", Mr. Barkley chuckled and returned to his R.V.
Friday, Nov 7th 2008
Strong support for a state proposal that would allow seniors (65 and older, younger ages need a permit) to visit a doctor for ejaculation assistance. With the help of modern erotica research and state of the art robotics, older men even into the age range of 90+ can participate in regular visits."Well, what can I say. I'm horny again.", Gilbert Rodman said after his first experience since the vietnam war.
"It's like rocket science, except the rocket is more like a cock this time, ha!", exclaimed Roger Brockman from Scottsdale.
The referendum has brought lines at local clinics to their limits. The morning after the new law went into effect, a line of RV's, three miles long, over a 17 hour period at a hospital in Phoenix. Elderly men from all over the region packed airports, traveling from as far as Siberia, and as close as the doctors themselves. "I have all these fancy robots to myself when the clinic closes at 9pm. What the hell do you think I'm gonna be doing?", Dr. Brockman stated. "Wait a minute. You're a doctor?", I asked in surprise. "Well, yes. Of course. Who the fuck are you?"
From Mason county in Washington State : "I was eagerly watching CNN as the results rolled in. It was about midnight or so. As soon as I saw the proposition had an early lead, I announced to my wife across the house.. 'Hey honey! I got some business to do in Arizona. It's kind of an emergency. I might not be back for awhile'. No response, maybe she was asleep or something.", Howard Barkley went on to explain his decision to take advantage of the new opportunity.. "Look, when your horny..", he laughed. "You know the rest.", Mr. Barkley chuckled and returned to his R.V.