Ass in Turmoil
Ass in Turmoil
"I dont fucking give a damn about these fucking asses. They're ass ugly fuck-ups! If they don't grow, I'm moving the FUCK outta Asston, and taking my BUTT UGLY wife and kids with me! Ive had it!", said Ray as he pushed his dog into a bottomless pit.
"Look, litigation is outta the question. I have 4 fat ass, fat walletted lawyers butt-fucking congress into a hole the size of 'who gives a damn' over this. I have tried the banks, the courts, even the fucking church you fool! There isn't a resource out there I haven't put my mouth around! I'm DONE!"
The monopoly of Cyber Cheeks Squeeze'n'grope Inc. has taken Mr. Growly into a legal battle between ass production, and economic growth. Patterns in the markets disfavorable to ass have sent legal officials into a frenzy over the value of kinetic ass. Kinetic and potential ass feeds, pouring into Washington like a softy.
"I have been soft. I have been hard. I have been soft and hard. I have been up. I have been down I have --" ..
"Shut the FUCK UP you YAPPING ASS!", said Growly in response.
"We've had a hard economy, tubing us into a hole, or a tube. I don't know what we're headed towards, but I know we're in a rut. Well, we're pretty much fucked. I'll give you that Dr. Harrison".
Dr. Harrison reportedly put down his bong and fled the building.
Tuesday, Oct 14th 2008
Disgusting asses were terrified and laid wrecked in shambles across a dire countryside. The ass population has plummeted like the great depression, nobody is giving a fuck complained local ass farmer Ray Growly. "I dont fucking give a damn about these fucking asses. They're ass ugly fuck-ups! If they don't grow, I'm moving the FUCK outta Asston, and taking my BUTT UGLY wife and kids with me! Ive had it!", said Ray as he pushed his dog into a bottomless pit.
"Look, litigation is outta the question. I have 4 fat ass, fat walletted lawyers butt-fucking congress into a hole the size of 'who gives a damn' over this. I have tried the banks, the courts, even the fucking church you fool! There isn't a resource out there I haven't put my mouth around! I'm DONE!"
The monopoly of Cyber Cheeks Squeeze'n'grope Inc. has taken Mr. Growly into a legal battle between ass production, and economic growth. Patterns in the markets disfavorable to ass have sent legal officials into a frenzy over the value of kinetic ass. Kinetic and potential ass feeds, pouring into Washington like a softy.
"I have been soft. I have been hard. I have been soft and hard. I have been up. I have been down I have --" ..
"Shut the FUCK UP you YAPPING ASS!", said Growly in response.
"We've had a hard economy, tubing us into a hole, or a tube. I don't know what we're headed towards, but I know we're in a rut. Well, we're pretty much fucked. I'll give you that Dr. Harrison".
Dr. Harrison reportedly put down his bong and fled the building.