"Merlin, a negro?", Dr. Inonge Mbikusita-Lewanika, Zambian Ambassador to the U.N. said in shock last weekend in a brief conference. The conference was the South African Regional State of the address. To the surprise of recent developments, it was later coined "The Merlin Expo". Reports from western zambian tribes, passed on by surrounding tribes reached the capital of the news. British Ambassador John Sawers spoke out the day following :

"There is no evidence to suggest a wizard exists in Zambia named Merlin. None whatsoever. First of all, Merlin is a mythical character from the 12th century, he never even existed. This news is ridiculous and absurd."

Wrong ass hole. Our sources say quite the opposite. Merlin did in fact exist. In "fact", not only did he exist, he may have been a negro as well. Here is an excerpt from "Abrosius Aurelianus".

The earliest (pre-12th century) Welsh poems concerning the Myrddin legend present him as a madman living a wretched existence in the Caledonian Forest, ruminating on his former existence and the disaster that brought him low: the death of his